Dr J.Hogan

Dr J.Hogan : So...what's your diagnosis for Case 1?
Callum : He's going to die.
Dr J.Hogan : Yes, but you can't let him. You have to save him, so you can be famous. Don't you wanna be rich and famous?
Class : *silent*
Dr J.Hogan : Well your mom does.

Dr J.Hogan : What do you expect to find on this patient's post-mortem?
Callum : A body.

Dr J.Hogan : Which coronary artery do you choose to get blocked so you won't die?
Somebody : Right circumflex artery
Dr J.Hogan : THERE IS NO RIGHT CIRCUMFLEX ARTERY, THERE'S ONLY A LEFT ONE.

Dr J.Hogan : So what happened to this guy?
Somebody : He got a heart attack.
Dr J.Hogan : Yes, but that's what you tell your mom. What's the proper medical term for it?


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