*clears throat.
so like...shall we go back to the normal stories in dialog form? yeah? yeah? good. here's a couple of them, starring my insanely deluded, very rich middle eastern friend:
Heba : OMG Atiqah you actually listened to me, you're always wearing black now! You look sooo good!
Atiqah : Thanks Hebs. I hate to break it to you but this is just because I haven't done my laundry yet. I literally HAVE to wear these black pants, black top and black hijab. I've nothing else left.
Heba : Well you don't HAVE to do laundry.
Atiqah : ???
Heba : Me and Li Lin, we never do laundry. We just...buy new clothes.
Atiqah : You're KUWAITI, Heba, it's different.
Heba : YOU'RE A PRINCESS.
Atiqah : I AM NOT!
* * *
Atiqah : Do you know how to drive?
Heba : I don't have a license. But I have a Porsche.
Atiqah : WHAT. You own a Porsche but you don't even know how to drive?
Heba : Well....the chauffeur can drive?
Atiqah : .....
* * *
Atiqah : I've to go, my bus is coming.
Heba : Let's take a cab.
Atiqah : I can't, saving money. Geez how many times do I have to say it?!
Heba : I'LL PAY FOR IT OKAY?
Atiqah : STOP PAYING FOR EVERYTHING FOR ME. YOU CAN'T BUY MY FRIENDSHIP.
Heba : I'LL PAY FOR THE FREAKING CAB.
Atiqah : ...okay.
* * *
As you can see. Our friendship involves lots of screaming. That's how we convey affection.
xoxo
Atiqah
1 comment:
we never do laundry. We just...buy new clothes. LOL!
weyh..kaya sgt ka org kuwaiti? cari sorg! :P
heba lawak gila!
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