A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"


a joke at the end of my class rep's email, hahah.


tiba-tiba terfikir, naseb baek the girl who started her speech with 'Hi, my name is Amy and I'm an alcoholic.' tu tak dapat jadi class rep. heh, duduk negara orang kafir. begitulah contoh opening sentence speech class rep contenders.