dear Panadol,

i was in the kitchen washing the dishes when you called. your decision and the way you said it completely blew me away and i was left speechless; all i could mutter was 'okay' and 'it's okay'. you stole my heart today, all four chambers of it (auricles included). please give it back to me. i need it to live (you can keep the auricles if you want to).