Ce matin la/Being a girl (as experienced by Atiqah)

Wakes up.

Waits for roommate to wake up first.

Roommate wakes up and goes to toilet.

Roommate wakes me up.

Sits on bed, thinking this is way too early.

Brushes teeth, washes face, scrubs face once or twice a week, takes wudhu'.

Prays Subuh.

Goes back to sleep.

Wakes up, realize will be late if does not wake up RIGHT NOW.

Wakes up for real.

Shower, shampoo, scrubs body once or twice a week.

Wears lotion on legs.

Wears a different lotion on arms and hands.

Puts olive oil in hair.

Combs hair.

Puts Body Shop Aloe Vera moisturiser on face.

Puts rempit liquid vitamin bought from a random hairdresser in Wakaf Bharu in hair (it smells vunderful).

Uses Dettol medicated powder as deodorant.

Showers neck and body with excessive Dettol medicated powder unnecessarily.

Iron clothes.

Gets dressed.

Wears Clinique Superbalm Moisturising Gloss that was received as a freebie.

Sprays Elizabeth Arden on wrists.

Goes to hospital to see and talk to old people.




I like smelling nice.

xoxo
Atiqah